Racism

I woke up this morning and went for a drive with an associate of mine. During this drive we talked about many things such as current events, politics, sports, jobs and the current economic climate but some how all of these topics led to raciest comments.

Dam you and your Autobahns!

Needless to say it annoyed me.

Now you may not have known this but I am in fact Irish, and if you are familiar with the past of the Irish you may know that we suffered  racism back in the old days.  Weather we were being mistreated by the British on our own land or being mistreated by the Americans on theirs we were not new to being the victims of racism.

Although being Irish was seen as being a lower class human we have somehow become one of the most loved countries in the world.

Maybe because everyone likes to "Irish up" their coffee.

So naturally you would think because we know what racism feels like we would not make the same mistakes as others. You would imagine that we the Irish would try to stop racism altogether.

Oh how wrong you are. I think its safe to say we as a nation are very raciest. We blame everything on "foreigners".

I hold you personally responsible  for the
 current economic climate you lil' cute basterd!

Now admittedly I do love a good raciest joke, weather the joke is about the Polish stealing our jobs or Africans stealing our women.

In fairness are they stealing them, or are we just driving them away?

But I've become tired of constant racial slurs. Yes, the odd raciest joke from time to time is fun but hearing them day in day out eventually depletes the humor.

So how to we stop Racism?


 Raise your hand if you have an idea.

"I know vhat ve should do".

Actually never mind, forget I asked.

"oh"

To be honest I don't think we'll ever be rid of racism, The only chance I think we have to get rid of racism is to educate all young kids that its wrong straight away, they should learn about different nationalities and skin colors as they learn their ABC's.

Then we just have to wait for the raciest old people to kick the bucket.

"Well, deary these cookies represent white supremacy over the chocolate chips or as I like the call 'em the Black Devil!" 

This has been The Morning Moan.
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